He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You ate ashes out of my bong
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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