But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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