I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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