:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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