Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Randomize