Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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