So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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