windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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