if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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