I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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