This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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