She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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