what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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