no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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