i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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