we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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