problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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