I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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