Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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