I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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