I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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