we have pet lesbian snakes
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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