Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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