Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Randomize
