u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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