if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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