We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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