I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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