I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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