I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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