i just had sex bonerless
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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