he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
That was before I lit my hair on fire
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
