I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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