is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
All the doctor said was why
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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