And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
plz talk dirty to me
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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