Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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