About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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