They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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