in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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