it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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