Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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