Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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