Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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