He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm passing your future prison.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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