How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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