He kissed a someone with a penis
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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