Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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