just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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