I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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