did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Randomize
