Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
do herpes really smell.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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