Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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