hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
we should paint friendship bongs
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