i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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