Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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