Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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